May 2012
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saw a mouse in the lounge room immediately ran to my room to protect it and now … i’ve barricade my door way with left over styrofoam from yesterdays invasion of the new washing machine. COME AT ME NAOW ASSHOLE BITCH TIT MOUSE!
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first world worries of me trying to start writing something creative:
not having the right type of book to write it in
because i’m so fussy over the type of book i need for creativity
blah blah blah
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me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
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f*ck me i love ab fab thats all
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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
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for-we-are-bound-by-symmetry replied to your post: i wish someone i knew knew of a hiking track to…
oh no, hiking in the dark whilst it rains is the funnest ashma!
lets go … you bring the pumpkin soup, i’ll bring the pitchforks and torches!
i wish someone i knew knew of a hiking track to take me to. so in the mood for a good hike somewhere … obviously not now but like … during the day time or some shit
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